Shakespeare With a Strap-On

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regicidal-defenestration:

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary’s new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I’ve quoted it like anybody else knows what I’m talking about

b4rfbrain:

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the giggle brothers

thoodleoo:

stop what you’re doing right now and look at archaic period terracotta fox scratching its head

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ok you can continue

foxglove-and-foxfire-lover:

okay but seriously did the directors of Merlin say “okay now look at each others lips with a quick beat of silence” or did Colin and Bradley just decide to do God’s work. B/c WHY DO THEY LOOK AT EACH OTEHRS LIPS SO MUCH

alisa-aydin:

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Finally watched these movies! YEA I guess they were fun

pococurantina:

t-s-n-deactivated20250205:

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

could you lie

str-ngeloop:

probably tomorrow i’m gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i’m fine probably

csny:

the-frightening-ghoul:

csny:

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i canoed home from the club

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what was that

storm-of-feathers:

he-who-reads-until-dawn:

storm-of-feathers:

speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is “overdue”. Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we’ll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres “increased activity” there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.

and while we’re on it the eruptions happening rn are also not out of the ordinary. what kilauea is doing is not a cause for alarm. volcanoes erupt all the time its a part of our planet I am losing my mind

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

this is true

aquilacalvitium:

hooved:

sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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File that under “posts you just don’t see elsewhere”