Shakespeare With a Strap-On

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Human beings are simple, predictable clichés. Broken hearts, betrayal, it’s all been done a billion times before. The problem is, every time still hurts like the first. And if you’re lucky enough to recover, you can be sure that just as you finish filling in all the cracks in your life, the next one is starting to open.

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

unicornempire:

Deleted newsheadlinetextpost lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

Alright everyone, you can go home, we’re done here. We’ve found the funniest thing on the internet, we can call it off now.

(Source: deleted-movie-lines)

I need more floral print everything.

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

(Source: eyebrowgod)

animatedamerican:

tastefullyoffensive:

'Back to the Future' Makeup Aging vs. Reality [tiwuno]

I may have actually said “oh my god” out loud.

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

Fish Pond Cookies

Mother of god.

(Source: goldfishgal)

tastefullyoffensive:

Not even once. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Not even once. [via]