Hello lovely followers. I am not dead, despite my two week absence. I just don’t have internet at home and my local library blocks tumblr, so I’m taking advantage of hotel wifi to post this message.
Shakespeare With a Strap-On
RSSremember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read
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nothing screams “gay” louder than someone screaming “gay” really loud
unless your screams of “gay” are muffled by another guy’s cock
that’s pretty gay
Reblogging just so John Green can find this and accept your mother’s dinner invitation
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About Shakespeare With a Strap-On
Purple haired SyFy fanatic with a penchant for quoting Shakespeare at inappropriate moments.
Slightly in love with Eddie Izzard, John Waters, Margaret Cho, and F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Mildly obsessed with: Star Trek, The Daily Show, Criminal Minds, Homestuck, supervillains, musicals, classic literature, and talking about hipsters.
SEER OF HEART
DERSE DREAMER
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